I woke up this morning and I could hear some rattling in the computer room. It was one of the tomato plants that is still indoors, sharing space in a too small pot. It had gotten big.
Mr. Mustache, when am I going to get to go out to the porch?
I'm sorry, but you are a spare that will be given away. You are an alternate.
But I want to go out on the porch with the big kids. Why can't I go out on the porch?
Because I have run out of 5 gallon pots and I've run out of topsoil.
Well, buy more! Don't be cheap Mr Mustache. Puleese?
But pots and topsoil cost money!
Oh go out and buy more. I'll give you lots of tomatoes, I promise!
So I went to the local K-Mart. We'll see how I do.